Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

steampoweredplayer:

lollie-pond:

larryismyhallelujah:

thetasrose:

peachy-blisss:

myswagisnice:

I love my mom.

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I am risking nothing

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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

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sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

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baby starting to say its first words

  • baby: m-m-m
  • me: mama ? :-)
  • baby: meet me in the fucking pit

"The reason women are turning you down for casual sex seems to be that, for one thing, a lot of you are calling them sluts afterward. Also, a lot of you aren’t bothering to try to be good in bed."

Terri Conley, professor of psychology and women’s studies at the University of Michigan ( link )

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"It’s strange. I felt less lonely when I didn’t know you."

 Jean Paul Sartre, The Flies  (via y-oongie)

(Source: whyallcaps, via caro--fine)

"Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent."

Victor Hugo (via observando)

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